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A little music, perhaps?

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Welcome to Etta Green and Mylo Rolfe's cozy corner of the 'net, where instead of creating a beautiful website to showcase my books, I decided to live out my childhood dream of creating a sweet personal homepage with an ugly patterened background and lots of gifs.

Use the handy sidebar to surf to your heart's content.

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My site may look silly, but I take my writing seriously.

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This Just In

A new icon across all my social media to ring in a new era of marketing. Business, business business! SEO blah blah! Yuck.

(At least I get to be emo with it.)

Rolfe's Ramblings

Little update to breathe life into this blog. A few days ago my gig delivery job took me to a tiny town I'd never been to before. While I was there...

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