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This milk bottle will take you back to the home page... but you're already here!
A little music, perhaps?
Welcome to Etta Green and Mylo Rolfe's cozy corner of the 'net, where instead of creating a beautiful website to showcase my books, I decided to live out my childhood dream of creating a sweet personal homepage with an ugly patterened background and lots of gifs.
Use the handy sidebar to surf to your heart's content.
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My site may look silly, but I take my writing seriously.
Main logo font is Savante by Wech. Thanks for keeping creativity free and accessible, Wech!
A new icon across all my social media to ring in a new era of marketing. Business, business business! SEO blah blah! Yuck.
(At least I get to be emo with it.)
Howdy, folks! I'm going to show you some fanart. It's a faux propaganda poster-style image to celebrate...